Thoughts and Findings on a Static Afternoon


#on a scale from one to ten #how much of a ridiculous crush did i have on cary elwes as a child #if you answered anything less that seven hundred million thousand #you are incorrect




white men making white girl jokes


yeah but white girls making ‘straight white boy’ jokes is totally okay

i dont need to make jokes about straight white boys they’re already jokes


A moment of silence for the old beloved PJO chapter names

actual causes of the civil war (part 1)

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fun fact one time in high school I came across an informational booklet in my latin classroom titled “Descriptions and Illustrations on the History and Evolution of the 12 Zodiac Constellations and their Mythology for the Better Understanding and Enjoyment of the Glow-in-the-Dark Poster”.

how to get a boyfriend



put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.


Keir Dullea on the Discovery set of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Photo by Dmitri Kessell.
(Vanity Fair)

Keir Dullea on the Discovery set of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Photo by Dmitri Kessell.

(Vanity Fair)

How to Know if They Like You by Myers Briggs


ENTP~ Prove themselves with arrogance and arguing
ENTJ~ Hyper critical
ENFP~ Can’t stop smiling more than usual
ENFJ~ They will act like perfection itself before you
ESTP~ Awkward
ESTJ~ Ultra listener and attentive
ESFP~ Make complete fools of themselves, in a cute way
ESFJ~ Brags
INTP~ Intense trolling
INTJ~ Stalkerish
INFP~ By the time you figure it out they like someone else
INFJ~ You don’t know and never will
ISTP~ Confronts you directly
ISTJ~ Ultra intense eye contact
ISFP~ *blushes
ISFJ~ Lots of little glances and smiles